Chat 16 Sep
  • Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
  • Police officers: ayyyy
  • Investigator: ayyyy
  • Corpse: ayyyy lmao
Text 15 Sep

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

Video 15 Sep
Video 15 Sep

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

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Text 15 Sep What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.
Photo 15 Sep

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Video 14 Sep

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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Text 14 Sep

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Bless your soul

Text 14 Sep

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

Text 14 Sep

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

Text 14 Sep

Anonymous said: i want you to fuck me so fucking hard the neighbors know your name

praystation3:

you need Jesus
you need soap and Jesus

Text 14 Sep

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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Video 14 Sep

apothecary-initiate:

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

This sort of arrangement was also common in England (and some other places in Great Britain) and was referred to as a romantic friendship. In Edwardian and early Victorian England, it was often seen as practice for marriage since much of society was homosocial. But then you had couples like the Ladies of Llangollen that just stayed together their whole lives.

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Video 14 Sep

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Chat 14 Sep
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
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