I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Where is this from?
What the hell lol
Brahhh she fucks with HOV tho
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
this morning, police raided Greater St. Mark school/church in Ferguson, MO (formerly called St. Sebastian’s Parish).
please please please boost this. help these organizers recover the supplies they lost, and share just how fucking far these cops will sink to make the people of Ferguson suffer.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…
i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty